the nedmeister

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-moonlightknight
zonaisona

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

zonaisona

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

zonaisona

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WHAT

the-moonlightknight
foreverravenclaw

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

savethefirecat

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

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…I can bring an ocean to you.

lynati

thank you

portraitoftheoddity

Adding My Ocean:

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motherfucker-somewhat-limited

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have some more

lyrathian

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the-descolada

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adding my ocean as well

abandoned-as-mustard

Not my ocean but my brother’s:

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otabekisautistic

adding my ocean

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killerandhealerqueen

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A sunset from my ocean (when I used to live in Hawaii)

logoutyourbody

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fangirlofall

Do you like the colors of the ocean

i can go to the ocean but i dont want to because where am i gonna put my car keys i'm not walking a kilometer down and up a mountain to swim
sumrallmind
gomjabbar

been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

lovelandresort

i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’