Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME
DMV: HELL YEAH
Verdict: DENIED
fun game
warmheartworm asked:
Did anyone else get cracked under the influence of powerful psychedelics? I fell into an infinite black sea and heard a voice say "you are a woman" and I "woke up" and wept with relief. It was all very sudden.
aliceavizandum answered:
lol this mf got transed by the infinite black sea
Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…
for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.
but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on
Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character
doctor who heritage post
nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for
*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder
“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”
What relatively mundane magically enhanced item would you want?
Magic glasses that are indestructible and are always up to date prescription.
Shoes that never wear down, and always have the right grip for what you need.
Magic Binder/Shapewear that moves your flab/boob into a pocket dimension.
Fridge that holds your perishables in stasis so they keep forever.
Magic walls that ensure bugs physically can't enter your house.
Rotary Dimensional Bookshelf that can hold infinite items in a pocket dimension.
Infinite toiletry cabinet (no more shampoo/tp/tampon/etc shopping)
Undo Hammer that undoes damage from impacts.
What relatively
mundane magically enhanced
item would you want?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?” The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”
people on tiktok don't even KNOW the addams family .. they're not murderous evil violent hateful people they are a loving and caring and goofy family who love humanity they just happen to be goth and can't die and have a pet lion. you will never be them.
wednesday straps her brother into an electric chair
they’re literally just having fun and playing
"Rail only works over short distances" one of the most detached from reality carbrain statements I've ever read. Rail is objectively, demonstrably better to cover long distances than it is to cover short distances. Car culture legitimately gives you some kind of brain fungus.
did other Americans not get taught extensively in history about the Transcontinental Railroad and why it was such a huge deal